Foam Fanatic Gifts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

I love bathtime.

Hi, Rudy. One low-fat latte please, extra foam. Coming up. Focus, Rudy! I'm on a tight schedule. I'm back. My heart be still. She's back.

Bath tube with human feet.

Memory-Loss Foam.

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Candle Portraits.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"That explains all the cavities."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Celebrity Books.