Foam Fanatic Gifts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

I love bathtime.

Bath tube with human feet.

Memory-Loss Foam.

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Candle Portraits.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Here's the problem."

"That explains all the cavities."

Blend Schools

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Celebrity Books.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"