Foam Finger Aficionado Gifts

Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Sawmill workers league

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Vendor selling testosterone.

I love bathtime.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fingers

Persian

Memory Foam Mattress.

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

Bath tube with human feet.

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"The groomer used too much product."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

'Makes sense to me.'

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.

Memory-Loss Foam.

Hi, Rudy. One low-fat latte please, extra foam. Coming up. Focus, Rudy! I'm on a tight schedule. I'm back. My heart be still. She's back.

A boxer with a foam hand

'He's been brought in to give the business more direction.'

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

'Look inside Dad - you may get some fishfingers!'

Foam Finger Envy