Foam Hand Enthusiast Gifts

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

I love bathtime.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Football Stadium

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Bath tube with human feet.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

The party, after you left

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.