Foam Enthusiast Gifts

Shaving

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Perfect Foil

I love bathtime.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

I bake my own bread

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Memory Foam Mattress.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Bath tube with human feet.

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

The party, after you left

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

"We heard you were dying in here."

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Hi, Rudy. One low-fat latte please, extra foam. Coming up. Focus, Rudy! I'm on a tight schedule. I'm back. My heart be still. She's back.

Memory-Loss Foam.

Sawmill workers league

Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

'In your wildest dreams!'