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Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

The last song before the party exploded.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

'Food fight!'

Champagne Charlie.

Freestyling.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"It's improv night."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Prosecco Drinker

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"