Flutter Fanatics Gifts

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The Worm Charmer

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Three Ladies

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Team Flute

You give me butterflies

'Food fight!'

Freestyling.

Helicopter

Three people playing on the same flute.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cheerleaders

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

"It's improv night."

Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Your you is unzipped.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Ginger was born to dance.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.