Flutter Enthusiast Gifts

You give me butterflies

Turn, turn and turn.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

You are my sunshine!

Thank you bubbles

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Shuck me.'

Caliologist

'By god that man stinks!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

I love bathtime.

Space Pioneer

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Football/Soccer bubbles

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Bubbling

Basic economy

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Bubble gum kid

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."