Float Enthusiast Gifts

The Inner Tube.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Hi there."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Lifesaver!

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

A family playing in the sea

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Bad dog!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I thought it was deeper here."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Freddie's water

"I'm addicted to water."

Thames Pizza

Children playing around a water pump

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.