Floatation Fanatic Gifts

Phobia of Water

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"That was a rumor day."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

Inflatable car

A girl with a dog and balloons

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Love

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Floating

Balloons vs. Rockets

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

Caution Fragile

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!