Floaty Fanatic Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'I'm guessing you're not a huge fan of puddles...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Food fight!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Champagne Charlie.

Freestyling.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"It's improv night."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'