Floaty Fanatic Mugs

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'I'm guessing you're not a huge fan of puddles...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Food fight!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Champagne Charlie.

Freestyling.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"It's improv night."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

From the tournament of neuroses parade

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.