Float Aficionado Mugs

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Dolphin

The Imperfect Storm

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Making fun of Starfish.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

Eel-mail

"I'm addicted to water."

"Bad dog!"

Hi Mom!

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Diver

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Rescue pump.

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"