Float Aficionado Mugs

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I think it loves us."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Making fun of Starfish.

The Imperfect Storm

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

Eel-mail

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

"Bad dog!"

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

"I'm addicted to water."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Diver

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

'Wheeee...'

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Water Skiing Accidents.