Floatie Fanatic Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Origins Of Evolution

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Carp, per diem.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.