Floatation Aficionado Gifts

'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

The Imperfect Storm

Making fun of Starfish.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Bad dog!"

Water Skiing Accidents.

Inflatable car

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Rescue pump.

The Fart Side

A girl with a dog and balloons

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

Floating

Balloons vs. Rockets

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Medieval boating on castle moat.

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'