Floatation Enthusiast Gifts

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Floating

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Bad dog!"

Thames Pizza

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

The Fart Side

Rescue pump.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Inflatable car

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.