Float Tank Fanatic Gifts

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Think Tank

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Floating

Panzer Hut.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

The Trench-Sealer

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."