Float Tank Fanatic T-Shirts

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

A girl with a dog and balloons

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Think Tank

The Trench-Sealer

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Floating

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Panzer Hut.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"We find it calms the patient."

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Fishing in the aquarium.