Water Tank Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Men are such suckers for a new water tank!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Lifesaver!

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

A family playing in the sea

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Household water use'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Children playing around a water pump

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

The Jumping Tank

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'