Fish Tank Aficionado T-Shirts

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

Water Meter

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than bowling?'

Urban sprawl rears it's ugly head in Elmer's bowl.

'I'm getting water-logged.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Cat disguise.

'So what have you been up to?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Cat and fishing instruction

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"