Fish Tank Aficionado Gifts

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

Water Meter

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than bowling?'

Urban sprawl rears it's ugly head in Elmer's bowl.

'I'm getting water-logged.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cat and fishing instruction

Cat disguise.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'