Fish Tank Hobbyist Gifts

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Think Tank

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

The Trench-Sealer

Panzer Hut.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

How's my blitzkrieging?