Aquarium Hobbyist Gifts

'I sure wish they would change my water!'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

It's a dog fish!

"It wouldn't be so bad living here if I would stop running into my ex all the time."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"