Aquarium Appreciator Gifts

Pets.

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

I've heard of "Don't ask, don't tell," But with goldfish, it's more like "Don't ask, can't tell."

It's so comfy in here since we replaced the castle with a water softener.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"