Aquarium Lover Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Thirsty Fish.

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

"Well, any plans for the weekend so far?"

'Stop complaining. You knew I was a funeral director when you married me.'

'Dad, are we there yet?'

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

'Good Lord, it's Alfred, my long lost brother!'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

How their world views have changed over time.

Fish IV

No Smoking.

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

Safety First

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

'Well that was a brilliant escape plan! Now what do we do?'

"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."

"We're going steady. Look, he gave me one of his rubber bands."

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

It's counterintuitive to think this is the only habitable place in the universe.

Fish gets weighed on bathroom scales.

'It's ok, hon, sometimes I feel like doing that myself.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Pay no attention to Sally - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

Fish Tricks

'We are letting you go. . . we feel you are out of your depth here.'

"Apparently it helps to prevent scaly skin."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'