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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Thirsty Fish.

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"Well, any plans for the weekend so far?"

'Stop complaining. You knew I was a funeral director when you married me.'

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'Good Lord, it's Alfred, my long lost brother!'

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

'Dad, are we there yet?'

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

How their world views have changed over time.

Fish IV

No Smoking.

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

Safety First

'Well that was a brilliant escape plan! Now what do we do?'

"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

"We're going steady. Look, he gave me one of his rubber bands."

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

Fish gets weighed on bathroom scales.

'It's ok, hon, sometimes I feel like doing that myself.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Pay no attention to Sally - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I'm getting water-logged.'

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

"Apparently it helps to prevent scaly skin."

'We are letting you go. . . we feel you are out of your depth here.'