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"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"I want out, Laura."

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

'Britain's got talent.'

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'What beautiful eyes you have!' 'He has no idea he's talking to my butt.'

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

'Fisherman catches a fish in a fish bowl.'

Goldfish in a coffee pot

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

"Do you ever feel we are being watched?!"

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."

"Look who's moved in next door."

"We'd better drink up."

Eek! Piranhas!

'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'

"It's time to restock the cubicles."

Fish been here and done that.

'It's time you knew... you were adopted.'

"...It's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'All right, I guess...how was your day?'