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'I sure wish they would change my water!'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

It's a dog fish!

"It wouldn't be so bad living here if I would stop running into my ex all the time."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fishbowl rebellion.