Aquarium Aficionado Mugs

Think Tank

"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"I want out, Laura."

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Look who's moved in next door."

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Do you ever feel we are being watched?!"

Goldfish in a coffee pot

"We'd better drink up."

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'Fisherman catches a fish in a fish bowl.'

"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."

'All right, I guess...how was your day?'

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"It's time to restock the cubicles."

"You think we've got it bad... he's in recycled water."

'Fancy going to the superbowl tonight?'

'Well... We always wanted an aquarium...'

'I was bored.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Say, this is interesting.'

'When was the last time you fed the fish?'

'Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! It's time for me to go out into the big wide world!'