Aquarium Geek Mugs

For Crimes Against The Fishbowl Tony The Shark Finelli Is Sent to the oxygen chair

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Cat disguise.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"