Aquarium Enthusiasts Mugs

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

"That reminds me - we need to start saving for college."

Live goldfish for sale

'Water is included with rent.'

'Harry is nice, but his gifts are so impractical.'

'I drink to remember.'

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

I'm sorry, Mrs. Callahan, but it doesn't look like he's gonna pull through. We're gonna hafta pull the plug. Of course, that means we'll all die too - but that's the price of modern science.

''And now Vinny thinks he's too good for us. I mean, I haven't even heard from him since he moved into that porcelain mansion of his.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Bad fish.

'Even the goldfish doesn't like him.'

'I know it's not very practical, but I always wanted to have an aquarium...'

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

'Mouthbrooding certainly saves on childcare...'

'They're small but cheap.'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"What's an ocean, Dad?"

"Do you ever miss corners?"

Flooding

Fish Bowl Christmas

Fish Fishing for Fish Food

"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"I got you a gift."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry, I don't think he's doing the 'dead man's float'."

Fish school toilet protocol.

'Timeout! Someone poke Leonard. I don't know if he's dead or just resting between pitches.'

'We have to fight 'em over there...'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Fish Sex Lives