Aquarium Enthusiast Mugs

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

Bravefish

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Talk about service. My water glass is never empty.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Fish Friendships.

Games fish shouldn't play...

'I prefer it this way.'

'Of course there's no one else!'

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

"I think it loves us."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up meal worms, depression and looking at you pucker your lips all day...life is just peachy!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"

You've got to admire his spunk.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"You know we should spend some of this!"

"You're the greatest* mom ever!" *except for those 3 times you tried to eat me when I was a baby guppy!"

'Hey! I was just sleeping!' A goldfish is almost flushed down the toilet.

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"Hi there, big guy!"

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)