Aquarium Fanatic Mugs

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Free Piranha (owner has hooks for hands).

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I wish I was creative'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'