Aquarium Fanatic Prints

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Free Piranha (owner has hooks for hands).

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Just water for me, please."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'