Aquarium Aficionados Prints

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Teenagers'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"Hey look Dad! It's Kylie Minnow."

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

Sword,Hammer and Saw fish stare at Swiss Army Knife fish

'Be honest with me, Louis. Are you seeing someone else?'

Air Mail box in fish bowl

"Gosh! Guess who's been flushed down the loo"

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

Fish tanks

'When last did you feed that goldfish?'

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

'You need to get out more.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"How do I gently explain it's not a lap pet?"

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"I don't like living in captivity either, but it could be worse."

"We can try yelling 'Trick or Treat' again, but I don't think anyone is home."

"Just swimming along with a song in my heart!"

"Mike, have you been crying? Your eyes are bone dry."

"Cool. Fish in HD."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'I saw him go that way.'

"I had to let my snail go after I lost my job."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.

Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

Whaddaya mean, Alayna got her belly button pierced? Fish don't have belly buttons!

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

Fish Food.