Aquarium Aficionados Prints

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Teenagers'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

Sword,Hammer and Saw fish stare at Swiss Army Knife fish

'Be honest with me, Louis. Are you seeing someone else?'

"Gosh! Guess who's been flushed down the loo"

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

Fish tanks

'When last did you feed that goldfish?'

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

'You need to get out more.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"How do I gently explain it's not a lap pet?"

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"I don't like living in captivity either, but it could be worse."

"We can try yelling 'Trick or Treat' again, but I don't think anyone is home."

"Just swimming along with a song in my heart!"

"Mike, have you been crying? Your eyes are bone dry."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'I saw him go that way.'

"I had to let my snail go after I lost my job."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

Fish Food.

"Why couldn't it be one of those 'bouncy' castles?"

Fish.

'Oh, it's you.'

Catfish, dogfish, mousefish.

'Want to start heading back?'

'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.'