Aquarium Admirers Prints

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

"Let's hope it doesn't rain!"

'If I came home pierced, my parents would ground me for life!'

Drinking Again

Horror movies

"I had a nightmare and dried the bed."

"Dammit! The fries are soggy again!"

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

'She can't handle fish funerals.'

'It just tears me up when those two fight like that.'

Methods of Suicide Amongst Bowl-Bound Fish...The Last Straw.

'What's new?'

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Whale at Sea World

Vets and Goldfish

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

The Goldfish Bowl

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'