Aquarium Enthusiasts Gifts

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

"That reminds me - we need to start saving for college."

Live goldfish for sale

'Water is included with rent.'

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

'Harry is nice, but his gifts are so impractical.'

'I drink to remember.'

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

I'm sorry, Mrs. Callahan, but it doesn't look like he's gonna pull through. We're gonna hafta pull the plug. Of course, that means we'll all die too - but that's the price of modern science.

"You didn't. . . And I didn't! So who ordered a ten thousand gallon aquarium?"

''And now Vinny thinks he's too good for us. I mean, I haven't even heard from him since he moved into that porcelain mansion of his.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Bad fish.

'Even the goldfish doesn't like him.'

'I know it's not very practical, but I always wanted to have an aquarium...'

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

'Mouthbrooding certainly saves on childcare...'

'They're small but cheap.'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"What's an ocean, Dad?"

"Do you ever miss corners?"

Flooding

Goldfish funeral

Fish Bowl Christmas

Fish Fishing for Fish Food

"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"I got you a gift."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Piranhaclaus

You're gonna have to learn to go with me watching you.

"Sorry, I don't think he's doing the 'dead man's float'."