Aquarium Lovers Gifts

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Freedom! Responsibility...Consequence.

"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

Cat planning aquarium break in...

'Get your own gulp of air.'

Kid to dad about pet door on fishbowl: 'It's a dogfish.'

One of a kind.

'Did you say he could listen to my MP3 player?!'

'Yawns sure are contagious!'

'Well normally I'd say there's other fish in the sea but in this case you're screwed.'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"We are being unlawfully detained. I say we file a petition for habeas carpus."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."