Aquarium Enthusiast Partner Gifts

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"