Aquarium Enthusiasists Gifts

"I repeat, the situation is no longer fluid."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'