Aquarium Escapade Admirers Gifts

FISH ESCAPE.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'