Aquarium Visiting Gifts

Aquarium Distress Call.

"My dream is to walk with humans."

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"