Aquarium Visiting Pillows

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

Aquarium Distress Call.

"My dream is to walk with humans."

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"