"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Aquarium Visitor Pillows
Add a touch of oceanic charm to their space with cozy pillows featuring vibrant marine designs, perfect for aquarium enthusiasts to relax and dream of the sea.
"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."
No one likes a showoff.
A planet like ours - seaworld great whites.
Monk Seals.
A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."
"Seacircus set me free, and let me keep my ball."
Horror movies
Piranhaclaus
Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.
Christmas in the Fish Bowl
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
Pets.
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
"I think it loves us."
"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"
'I wish I was creative'
"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."
"Just water for me, please."
"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."
"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."
Fishbowl rebellion.
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'
'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'
"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"
"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"
I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?
'So what have you been up to?'
'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
Aquarium Visitor Pillows Collection
Aquarium Visitor Mugs
Explore our collection of aquarium-themed mugs, perfect for ocean lovers who want to start their day with a splash of marine magic.
Aquarium Visitor Prints
Discover vibrant marine prints that beautifully showcase the wonders of the underwater world, perfect for decorating any space.
Aquarium Visitor T-Shirts
Check out our fun and creative t-shirts inspired by underwater adventures, great for aquarium visitors and marine enthusiasts.