Aquarium Visitor Gifts

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

A planet like ours - seaworld great whites.

Monk Seals.

A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Seacircus set me free, and let me keep my ball."

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I think it loves us."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'