Aquarium Admirer Gifts

"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

Fish trying to get food.

'What's our ETA?'

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

"We find it calms the patient."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Ok, you have the bowl and I'll take the water!'

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"You are literally my entire world."

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'It's not snow - it's dandruff.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

'It was only a matter of time.'

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

"How's that whole 'thinking outside of the bowl' thing working out for you now?"

"Just be honest, John... you'd rather be fishing with the guys than spending the weekend with me, right?"

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"You have two things to fear; fear itself and me."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

Wave to the Goldfish!

Please School Remotely.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"REALLY?!!!"

Replacing Nemo

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

"The living room aquarium? No, I have't bee near it."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."