Aquarium Explorer Gifts

"You need help, Norman."

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Won't they suffocate by standing still for so long?"

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

"What makes you think it gets bored in a bowl?"

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

Diving Cat.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'So what have you been up to?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"