Aquarium Explorer Gifts

"You need help, Norman."

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Won't they suffocate by standing still for so long?"

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

"What makes you think it gets bored in a bowl?"

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

Diving Cat.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'So what have you been up to?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"