Aquatic Explorer Gifts

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

Jimmy wants his goldfish back

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

'Now, hold my fin tight: It's a dangerous crossing...'

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Moskva

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.