Freshwater Explorer Gifts

Anticipating Opening Day!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Fishing

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Man fishing with large bait

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diving Cat.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.