Freshwater Explorer Gifts

Anticipating Opening Day!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Fishing

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fish hunting for men.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Man fishing with large bait

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diving Cat.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.