Waterway Explorer Gifts

'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Business Duck

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

When bored, we board

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Steroids.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

I hate these flying fish

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

Playing in a stream.

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

'Me…me…catch me!'