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'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Business Duck

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Canadian Canoe.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

When bored, we board

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

'Steroids.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Playing in a stream.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

'Me…me…catch me!'